Thursday, April 8, 2010

Leftover Matzah

We just took an inventory and we miraculously went through 9 of our 15 kilo boxes of matzah over the eight days of Passover, partially due to the fact that we had guests on board.  We have six boxes left.  That works out to, oh, only about 13 lbs.  My good friend Alex Bernstein made these suggestions for what to do with what's left:

Fish food
Leave on boats of people you don't like
Give to any local church as wafers for sunday mass
Make a ton of farfel and freeze for next year
Anti-diarrhea medicine
Sell on ebay
Ship one box to each friend that had visited you
Ship one box to each friend that hasn't
Put all in one giant bag along with other unnecessary items and sink it
Make a time capsule someplace on the boat - sell boat - don't tell new owner
Tell kids "do your homework....or else" while waving matzah above their heads

-Signing off from Playa Perula in Bahia Chamela, Mexico
19 degrees 34.995 minutes North; 105 degrees 07.924 minutes West


  1. You can ship some here - we seemed to have had a shortage at the Toronto supermarkets around here during the week...everyone was scrambling to find more! My 6 pounds disappeared before Passover was even over - I actually enjoy eating it (the whole wheat kind) all year round...SURPRISE!
    I'm sure you'll figure it out...or it will figure you out.
    Love you all...

  2. Who knows thirteen? I know thirteen. Thirteen are the pounds of matzah left. And One is Hashem, one is Hashem, one is Hashem, on the heaven and the earth...